Tuesday, May 6, 2008

Me = Joke

This is a list of terms, slang, what-not that is used in the comments section of The Pensblog
I am in NO WAY representing the Staff at tPB, nor the Pittsburgh Penguins organization, the NHL, MLB, NASCAR, or FATHEAD (wait, what?!?!).

Please leave suggestions/jobs in the comments section.

Thanks to the community/family known as C-blog for, well, everything....{sniff}



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This is just a few to get us started. More to come once I get off my ass.



Definitions:

C-blog (or Cblog): The comments section on http://www.thepensblog.com/



tPB: short for thePensBlog



Jobber: one whose shortcomings makes others mediocrity look better than it actually is. A tool.



troll: Someone who goes from comments section to comments section on the internet to pick fights. Mostly to make up for lack of genetalia (male or female).

WWGRD: Short for What Would Gary Roberts Do. Also a way to live everyday life without any chance of failure.



Hossa: Used at the beginning of, or end of conversation. Much like Hawaiians use "Aloha"




Assoh: Hossa spelled backwords. The anti-Hossa (aka Asshole)




Joke: Used as a slur against someone to let them know that their life surves no purpose. Can be used aggresively or affectionately.

(agressive example:)
- "Ooooh, another Flyer fan calling Crosby, "Cindy". Real orginal, Joke." -Coffeytalk
(affectionate example:)
-"Nice typo Staff. Derek = Joke" -FlyerHater



Douchenozzle: Rangers/Flyers/Sens/etc. fan


Commit to the Stoosh: A saying that has it's roots in the "Commit to the Indian" saying used by the Chicago Blackhawks. Used in cblog for "[Uncle] Stoosh." The man who puts the trolls in there place.



Tailgateblog: Meeting with other Cbloggers prior to a Pens game.



Justthrewupinmymouthblog: see: Michelle Oullette


WOOOOOO!: Used mostly after making a funny remark or slam towards a fellow cblogger.


The Bibster: Bob Errey


Mike Costa style: A Cblogger Who Types In A Way That We Have All Grown To Love


Stoosh-esque: A generally long comment left to drop knowledge on someone.




____ = Stunned: Simply a math formula letting you know you just got owned.



HCMT: Head Coach Michel Therrien


Free Candy: Nickname for Brooks Orpik


Yard Sale: Another nickname for Brooks Orpik


Rex Guildo/Fiesta Mexicana: Both can be used as nicknames for Marian Hossa. Why?

Well...







MAF or MAFer: Marc-Andre Fleury



Lange and the Ol' Two Niner: The greatest radio broadcast team in the NHL, Mike Lange and Phil Bourque



More to come.

Leave new definitions in the comments section (or revised definitions to these) and I'll make sure they're added ya bunch of jobbers.

Let's Go Pens!!!

19 comments:

jefe penguino said...

first.

not that anyone uses this but:

TGRIF = Thank Gary Roberts It's Friday.

me = joke, also.

penstone410 said...

haha this is awesome! helpful and funny! thanks!!

TheNWChica said...

Not sure how you want to post it in there, but adding blog to stuff like runningoffatthemouthblog.

Oh, don't forget LeGame, the jobber bus, Bing/Steve/whatevereverelsewe'vecomeupwithforhimblog.

I'm sure there are more, just need to think of them.

Carroll said...

Great job BNG66!!

The only thing I would "complain" about is the dark grey background because it makes it hard to see any of the blue or light grey words.

Thanks for doing this!

Carroll said...

BNG66 - the new color scheme is much easier to read. Thank you!

Annie said...

THANK YOU! I've been waiting for something like this - a gathering of all of Cblog's grammatical quirks and additions to the English language.

The only thing I can point out other than what people have already mentioned is under the Commit to the Stoosh entry - it should be "The man who puts the trolls in their place", not there. But that's just me being nitpicky.

Once again, thank you, and great job!

Fleury29 said...

Sweet!

coffeytalk said...

this is a thing of beauty.

Dubs said...

Thanks man ... as a new-comer to the C-blog, this dictionary will serve to help me better understand what in the name of Gary all yinz are talkin about!

Good works!

Joose said...

The "Fuck You Sandwich": An earth-ending Malkin slap shot.

Also, don't forget FTW.

shoegal said...

What about Buries It?

Scott said...

Best shape of his life, the whitney play(tm), the jobber trophy, dedication/frustration/etc. blog...
that's all I've got.

stokes said...

Fucking Sweet, BNG!

GottaHydrate said...

Having all of these in one place really makes me realize that the slang DOES deserve its own dictionary... Great job(bing)!!

Party of Ruutu said...

*claps* Good job.

eileenover said...

This is amazing. Don't forget USS Gill and bumblefuck (I believe Sooska? came up with that).

Jonny V said...

You Even Remembered Mike Costa Style. Truly Epic

ogre39666 said...

Flower, Flower Power, pinball flipper legs

jefe penguino said...

you need a penguins nickname section..

the kid, geno/gino, free candy, syko, uss hal gill, gronk, tank, lucifer, cooke-y (monster), flower/MAFer, commandant lassarge, pez/pezo, the max, good god-ard, laffy taffe, leGame, mr kennedy.. etc..


hossa and gildo gots to go!