Tuesday, May 6, 2008

Me = Joke

This is a list of terms, slang, what-not that is used in the comments section of The Pensblog
I am in NO WAY representing the Staff at tPB, nor the Pittsburgh Penguins organization, the NHL, MLB, NASCAR, or FATHEAD (wait, what?!?!).

Please leave suggestions/jobs in the comments section.

Thanks to the community/family known as C-blog for, well, everything....{sniff}



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This is just a few to get us started. More to come once I get off my ass.



Definitions:

C-blog (or Cblog): The comments section on http://www.thepensblog.com/



tPB: short for thePensBlog



Jobber: one whose shortcomings makes others mediocrity look better than it actually is. A tool.



troll: Someone who goes from comments section to comments section on the internet to pick fights. Mostly to make up for lack of genetalia (male or female).

WWGRD: Short for What Would Gary Roberts Do. Also a way to live everyday life without any chance of failure.



Hossa: Used at the beginning of, or end of conversation. Much like Hawaiians use "Aloha"




Assoh: Hossa spelled backwords. The anti-Hossa (aka Asshole)




Joke: Used as a slur against someone to let them know that their life surves no purpose. Can be used aggresively or affectionately.

(agressive example:)
- "Ooooh, another Flyer fan calling Crosby, "Cindy". Real orginal, Joke." -Coffeytalk
(affectionate example:)
-"Nice typo Staff. Derek = Joke" -FlyerHater



Douchenozzle: Rangers/Flyers/Sens/etc. fan


Commit to the Stoosh: A saying that has it's roots in the "Commit to the Indian" saying used by the Chicago Blackhawks. Used in cblog for "[Uncle] Stoosh." The man who puts the trolls in there place.



Tailgateblog: Meeting with other Cbloggers prior to a Pens game.



Justthrewupinmymouthblog: see: Michelle Oullette


WOOOOOO!: Used mostly after making a funny remark or slam towards a fellow cblogger.


The Bibster: Bob Errey


Mike Costa style: A Cblogger Who Types In A Way That We Have All Grown To Love


Stoosh-esque: A generally long comment left to drop knowledge on someone.




____ = Stunned: Simply a math formula letting you know you just got owned.



HCMT: Head Coach Michel Therrien


Free Candy: Nickname for Brooks Orpik


Yard Sale: Another nickname for Brooks Orpik


Rex Guildo/Fiesta Mexicana: Both can be used as nicknames for Marian Hossa. Why?

Well...







MAF or MAFer: Marc-Andre Fleury



Lange and the Ol' Two Niner: The greatest radio broadcast team in the NHL, Mike Lange and Phil Bourque



More to come.

Leave new definitions in the comments section (or revised definitions to these) and I'll make sure they're added ya bunch of jobbers.

Let's Go Pens!!!